(On the way home from school pick up with his two kids following )
You’re an idiot you don’t belong on the road and you don’t pay road tax (argument spoiler; neither do electric cars).
You’re an idiot, you should get out of the way (argument spoiler; place those most at risk of a collision at the top of the hierarchy. Give way to cyclists and pedestrians).
Don’t bang the roof of my BMW because next time I’m going to send people to get you (argument spoiler; my dad is actually bigger than yours).
Anyway, I looked up the definition of an idiot. An example of an idiot is someone who thinks it’s safe to play in traffic.
So next time you see me on a bike, please be considerate, and drive safely around me and my kids, after all, I’m an idiot.